Wednesday, September 14, 2011

What's your number???

OMG... So I haven't been on here in like forever so I feel like I have to come out with a bang...


A friend of mine called me the other day to ask the question all of us women dread... "How Many Men Have You Slept with???" I nearly choked on my water.. LOL.. It's not that she wanted to know my personal number, she really wanted my opinion on what I thought was too much for a woman.


Men never have this problem, they just go and go and go, and no one really cares about their number or even wants to know the truth, but as women it's like we feel like sluts and are viewed the same way if we keep going and going and going... Why??? We all preach that "women's liberation" bs but yet it only goes for certain aspects of our lives... The more notches on a man's belt the more "manly" he's viewed, the more accolades he receives amongst his peers, but switch it to a woman and she might as well walk around the village wearing that Red A on her chest...


So what did I tell my friend? If you're 25, 25 partners are acceptable, but make sure you have your magic number... Magic Number? That number you instantly blurt out when people ask for your real number... Acceptable and believable number? 5,7,9,11.... Believe it or not since Samantha Jones, women have increased their numbers but being real no one admits to being the Samantha of the group even though she's The poster child for female liberation and secretly every woman's role model. They say you can turn a hoe into a housewife, but now-a-days who the hell isn't a hoe (guy and girl)...

*I say all this to say, who the hell cares what your number is as long as your being safe and having fun*


HAVE FUN LADIES, AND DARE I SAY, SOW A FEW OATS OF YOUR OWN.... DAMMIT



Mood: Adventurous
Song: Katy Perry "Last Friday Night" (TGIF)
Color: Charcoal